(Something that makes me laugh XD)

TOP 10 WAYS TO MAKE THE CORPORAL COME TO YOUR ROOM

/Found on tumblr, I didn't make this up. I thought it was pretty funny though./

1. The I-Spilled-Something Method

Hanji: Oh, I need Rivaille to sign this form for me.

Hanji: *knocks a flask down* 

*door slams open*

Rivaille: *brandishes rag and mop* WHERE IS IT, HANJI? WHERE?

2. The Trail-of-Mud Method

Petra: *giggles* *stomps feet on the floor*

*door slams open*

Rivaille: You. Take them off. Now.

3. The There-is-a-Titan-under-my-Bed Method

Auruo: HEICHOU!

*door slams open*

Rivaille: For God's sake, Auruo! How old are you not to know they can't fit under your bed? 

Auruo: Since you're here, can you read me a bedtime story, please?

4. The I-am-having-my-tea-right-now Method

Erd: *pours tea into cup*Finally, tea before sleep. 

*door slams open*

Erd: Eh? Heichou? What are you—

Rivaille: Give me some. Now.

 

5. The I-Overslept Method

Gunter: *snoring*

*door slams open* *blankets thrown away* *Gunter pushed off the bed*

Rivaille: Get up, soldier! You're late!

 

6. The I-have-Paperwork Method

Nanaba: Oh, looks like Hanji forgot to do these, might as well start on so—

*door creaks open*

Nanaba: Errr… Heichou?

Rivaille: Give them to me. I love paperwork.

 

7. The I-Command-You Method

Irvin: *sends note* Come to my room during your free time Corporal. That's an order.

*door creaks open*

Irvin: …

Irvin: I thought you were training.

Rivaille: Nope, totally my free time.

8. The There-is-a-Real-Titan-Inside-the-Room Method

Annie: … *looks at the door*

*door slams open*

Rivaille: *brandishes blades* Prepare to be annihilated, Titan!

Annie: Took you long enough.

 

9. The Let's-See-Who's-Better Method

Mikasa: *adds another notch on her wall* and that's the 138th titan I killed this month.

*door slams open* 

Rivaille: *slams jar full of teeth on her table* I have 140, you can count them if you want.

 

10. The I-Bit-my-Hand-Accidentally Method

Eren: …

Eren: Did I just bite myself?

*door slams open*

Rivaille: *tackles him down* You are not authorized to transform into a titan, Eren Jaeger!

Eren: WAIT, WAIT. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, CORPORAL. AN ACCIDENT I TELL YOU!